HI GUYS oh my god what am i doing.
i am new! my name is Liz! this is Jan Valentine, of Hellsing! and here's my supercreative lady!Jan change: normally it's pronounced "Yawn" because... I don't know, the mangaka is kind of confused on how western countries in general work. anyway, with lady!Jan it's short for Janet, so it's just said like it's spelled. YEP. A+ FOR CREATIVE, RIGHT HERE.
SO ANYWAY JAN IS A REALLY, REALLY RUDE ASSHOLE WITH A FONDNESS FOR EATING PEOPLE. What with being a vampire and all. (Also you'll have to imagine the sharkteeth ala this (...sometimes. sometimes they look normal and just a touch pointy) because there was no way I could photoshop that without it looking ridiculous. More so than the 'shopped icons look already, I mean.) She's a mercenary that really enjoys violence and bloodshed and porn and phallic cigars and sex and wow what terrible person. If you'd really seriously rather not deal with her swearing/violence/terrible ways, here is a comments-screened opt-out post!
UH YEP THAT'S IT. I'm on AIM at the p0rn nun and plurk at buttadventure if you want to add me/need me for anything! INTROING LATER TODAY. /ends tl;dr
i am new! my name is Liz! this is Jan Valentine, of Hellsing! and here's my supercreative lady!Jan change: normally it's pronounced "Yawn" because... I don't know, the mangaka is kind of confused on how western countries in general work. anyway, with lady!Jan it's short for Janet, so it's just said like it's spelled. YEP. A+ FOR CREATIVE, RIGHT HERE.
SO ANYWAY JAN IS A REALLY, REALLY RUDE ASSHOLE WITH A FONDNESS FOR EATING PEOPLE. What with being a vampire and all. (Also you'll have to imagine the sharkteeth ala this (...sometimes. sometimes they look normal and just a touch pointy) because there was no way I could photoshop that without it looking ridiculous. More so than the 'shopped icons look already, I mean.) She's a mercenary that really enjoys violence and bloodshed and porn and phallic cigars and sex and wow what terrible person. If you'd really seriously rather not deal with her swearing/violence/terrible ways, here is a comments-screened opt-out post!
UH YEP THAT'S IT. I'm on AIM at the p0rn nun and plurk at buttadventure if you want to add me/need me for anything! INTROING LATER TODAY. /ends tl;dr
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